things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
#whitegurlproblems
Wiggle Wiggle Boogie
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
When you follow someone and they follow you but you never talk
(Source: illkim)
Who would have known it was real tequila? Don’t miss the season premiere of Whose Line Tuesday, July 16 on The CW!
MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
my dentist can suck dick
can i get the name of ur dentist
u don’t wanna date me… *chuckles* *slides $20 across the table* how about now
when a hot guy is wearing sweatpants and you can see his dick outline
(Source: bgc-gifs)
whats 2+2?
we had some very close guesses but im sorry guys the actual answer is gonorrhea
miley cyrus twerking on juicy j
gays who complain about femmes and queens but are seriously some of the faggyest people i have ever met ok